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PENDING MARRIAGE


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and was usually bra-less.


One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.


She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she cou… Continue

PENDING MARRIAGE


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and was usually bra-less.


One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.


She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she cou… Continue

THINGS YOU ONLY CAN SAY ON THANKSGIVING

I thought this was hilarious!!!


1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in..… Continue

THINGS YOU ONLY CAN SAY ON THANKSGIVING

I thought this was hilarious!!!


1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in..… Continue