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About Me:
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self absorbed genius. you don't know strange!
welcome to the known universe of STONE FLEET!! (by the way:Stone Fleet is REAL!! and we can prove it!!)

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Website:
http://www.stonefleet.com
How does STRANGE apply to YOU? And WHY?
it was back in 42, sometime during the Corn Wars.
The entire fleet was decimated. The only Stone Fleet Ship the S.F.S.BULLWINKLE, was hopelessly stuck in a fractolinear time and space slippage event that leads DIRECTLY TO THE CORN WARS!!). Many battles and many hardships were faced by our hereos the survivors of Stone Fleet. It is said that the name came from the stone of scone and the sacred Knights. Further research into the origins of Stone Fleet have determined the original Stone Fleet regulars (as they came to be known) fought the Evil Zargos with stone knives and bearskins. (not so obscure reference to star trek) and were also known to use the very stones under their feet to fight anything they didn't like....ur...uh...I mean Evil.
Ancient writings suggest that Stone Fleet built the circle of stones known as stone henge AS A LANDING PAD FOR SAUCERS , using magnetism. (anti grav) ALSO BUILT THE MAJORITY OF HUGE STONE MONUMENTS ALL OVER THE PLANET FORMERLY KNOWN AS EARTH In the year 5150 the Galactic counsel represented by dignitaries from each of the 11 dimensions; (Stone fleet being the knights of the eleventh kindom) gathered for the 1000000000000000000000000th annual Galactic counsel and forrest faire. after a unanimous vote The Grand High Exalted Mistic Ruler The Sacred Skund, (A.K.A the Skund of Skunds, supreme being, "The One"
Declared the Earth's name be changed to URALLNUTZ, due to the facts: 1 not one single sane person is left on the entire globe.2 Earth beings poisoned the planet with biological warfare genetic tampering and weapons of mass destruction. and 3 "I like it" ....(supreme being being the character that he is) after the UNANAMOUS VOTE (get it unanamous?? hang on I will tell ya......Earth is the focus of the 11th kindom, of which Stone Fleet have rule. it was also decided that since they ARE INSANE they should be okie doked at all costs. The Grand high Exalted Mistic Ruler The Sacred Skund, (whew!) declared he would not let Stone Fleet hurt anyone "not even the Cows")
members of the Stone Fleet delagation were removed from the counsel chamber as they instantly declared WAR ON ALL BOVINES!!.......
(God help me) ...more rambling later.......
IT IS LATER NOW!:
there are several unsubstantiated legends
captain, about your adventures on the coast of ancient
California.I believe THE EVIL ZARGOS is recruiting Angry Bovine
Anarchists there. Looking forward to hearing the truth
about these ancient legends.(did you see elephant Rock
or Death rock on the
coast? Sniffles_the_spudmeister, Morale Officer,STONE FLEET
OURT.......
INCOMING:
Sub space transmission from Stone Fleet HQ!
...according to
the stone fleet manifesto "everything you know is
wrong" and "lead fallow or get out of the way" this
will pretty much take care of ANY problem.Now I
will go and resume my "rethink" of the known
universe.I think I will go to Catland.
5150.8.17.08.11.25....SKUND....OURT.......
Stuff I Like..(you can use this space for anything...widgets, video, pics)
WIDGETS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWED BY STONE FLEET!! ANYONE APREHENDED USING SUCH "EVIL WIGETS" WILL BE FESTOONED, PSYCHOFRACULATED AND THROWN INTO THE GORGE OF PERPETUAL DIS-HARMONY!! ( REALLY OBSCURE REFERENCE TO MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, IE: GORGE OF ETERNAL PERIL) (ALSO, PSYCHOFRACULATED IS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE TO "MYSTERY MEN") screw em, sue me....we need the publicity!
AND DON'T FORGET THE MUSTARD!!

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letter from the future part one

(note from the skund: this letter was taken
from the Art Bell website) (so sue me!!!) Dear Art
Bell: This message will get to you on saturday, may19
2001. WE send it from the date your
calendar,jan/2/6451. To send this, the energy released from the
dissolution of a galactic black hole caused a
micro-puncture in time sidescales for nineteen
milliseconds.
Eleven thousand sixteen uninhabited
starsystems vaporized in order to send this message.
We are inducing
a packet distortion in the email band of your
internet to send this message in that media. We send
this message exactly as our history shows it was
sent,in the words recorded in your time.
The
events between the year2001and2005 determine the
future of the whole planet and the human species
component of the biosphere.
Analysis of that time
in history shows the begining development of human
awareness if its niche in the ecology of First
Planet.
The result transforms the human species from a
rogue species into the planetary nervous system it
has become on all planets it has terraformed since
then.
This period between2001and2005, is the most
important period of all human history.
All
previous moments of time pivot the moments beyond that
time.
The results create the multitudes of side scales
of time, each time scale preceeding from a
different moment in the total actions of every component of the
biosphere on that world.
All the two hundred trillion
side scales from that period in
history,between2001and2005, your calendar,show no life surviving on first
planet,with no expansion to the thousands of solar systems
now occupied in our single primary side
scale.
Therefore,only our primary scale of time can send this
message back,and this message is pivot for our primary
time scale's existence.
And therefore the words in
the message are neccessary for the survival of the
ecology of First Planet and its human component, during
that crucial time.
This reason alone motivated the
Humans now to create this message to send it into our
ancient past, TO YOUR TIME!!!!
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COMMANDER IN CHIEF DUCK56BILL
The thinker
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The Ice Man
Wolf
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RABBITITIS OUTBREAK OF 42
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The Grand High Exalted Mistic Ruler Ther Sacred Skund....(whew!!)
Uncle Fargone
UNCLE FARGONE:TENDER OF THE SPUNE!
ancient map (known universe)
PARTIAL MAP OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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SLUG THE HATCHET CLOWN: POLICE CHIEF(ancient 20th century Earth/Cotati_
Ancient Dorks
Ancient 20th century Earth "Dorks" in "Dorkmobile"
Toad offering 20th century Earth
TOAD OFFERING AT THE SPUNE
Spoot and Captain Rottgutt
Sniffles The Spudmeister(shape Shifter from planet Potato) and James F. Rottgutt Captain of the S.F.S.BEERCRUISER(MAGENTA ALERT!! Captain Rottgutt has stolen all the beer in the known universe: mad dog warrant issued)STONE FLEET LOGO
WAY OUT MACHINE
offical stone fleet time machine....The Wayout Machine!!
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PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD
PART TWO: LETTER TO THE FUTURE!


LETTER FROM THE FUTURE/PART TWO



The words needed for survival are:Humanity

is universe being aware of itself,and specifically, the

ecology of first planet being aware of itself. Most of

the conceptuality common to human society has no

survival value.Almost everything human's think and do have

a destructive result in the future of First

Planet.Whole systems of thought, commonly effecting Human

behavior in your period of history,exist as commonly

held delusions and do not reflect Human

relationship with itself or the planetary ecology.Some of

these are: Politics,Government,Economics,Formal

organized education, and Military. Most concepts of

individuality do not reflect the reality of

interdependence,and causes a blindness to the value of other Human

beings and the ecology.Since Humanity exists as a

primary component of an ecology,originating within

it, surviving through it,learning everything from it, and

flourishing only in aa healthy environment, the change in

consciousness disolving the previously mentioned conceptual

delusions creates the actions which allows our single

time scale to come into existance. Please

allow us to exist.You would like it. There is no

war, no hunger,no ignorance, no disease or death,and

maximum individual freedom possible.It is not a

utopia,but certainly our problems do not threaten existence

or a viable future. The oldest known Human

is two thousand fifty six First planet years

old,and climbs the highest mountain on Second planet

every year.You call it Mars.She headed the task

group which dismantled the abandoned orbital city

around First Planet six hundred years ago.Her

remotest known direct ancestor came from an area of the

African sub- continent known as the gold coast,from a

mud hut village rebuilt and modernized by the

planetary effort in 2017. Between 2027 through 2104 in

multitudes of other side scales,mass extinction events

eliminate the biosphere,some from asteroids,some

from diseases,and most from the nuclear, biological, and

chemical result of social dissolution on the planetary

ecology.In our ancient history,carefully retained through

electronic records,an asteroid in 2030 is diverted by a

mass effort of the human component of First

Planet,and our primary scale proceeds from that time.But

the seeds of that mass effort comes from the

period 2001 through 2005,and this message read on the

Art Bell show to a mass population,according to

our historical records. We realize we exist

as a result of aa temporial paradox.But if it

takes the destruction of a galaxy and a temporal

paradox tto create what we have now,we consider the

result WORTH IT!!! Note from the Sacred Grand

High Exalted Mistic

Ruler.............................................NEVER MIND!!!!!!!skund

out.
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At 3:05pm on October 4, 2009, Strangefire said…
Just for the record...

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WEEK!

HAVE A STRANGE WEEK!!!

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At 4:38pm on September 6, 2009, tray h. said…
WATCH OUT!!!!! There are STRANGERS all around....

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At 8:08pm on August 31, 2009, tray h. said…
hello, hope that you are having a strange time,,,,

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At 12:23pm on July 4, 2009, Strangefire said…
Have a SAFE and STRANGE 4th of July!

 
 

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