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Comment by Christine on November 20, 2008 at 10:02am

Hey there ladies.. :) ... i'm new here... and my guy just broke up with me ... for someone else.. is there anyway at all to stop the heartbreak?
i'm not angry at all ... Just extremely upset ...
Hey what a way to start it off eh?
i hope everyone is well
luv and hugs ... chrissy .. XxX

Comment by kaylynn on June 25, 2008 at 3:49pm

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and
none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married woman should forget her mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

Just a litte giggle for the BOND WOMEN......

Comment by Cat on June 25, 2008 at 1:02pm

I think we should have called this group
... The Lonely Hearts Club ...
Here we sit a group of talented, caring, kind, and passionate woman, and most waiting for Mr. Right.
I know I still am cause I have given up looking.
So if any of you Gals can figure out where they all have been hidden, please share. I'm sure they all can't be taken ?

Comment by kaylynn on June 25, 2008 at 12:48am

To Jackie: Well my friend, I was alone for 18years (my choice as well) before I met my husband (on the internet mind you!) While I thought my knight in shining armour had rescued me....alas I was mistaken. After a few years of verbal abuse I left the relationship heartsick... refusing to give in to that kind of life, even for love. While I have promises of "change" and "never again", im still very guarded, and not sure which way the road will lead me. I truely believe there are a ton of wonderful, caring, and respectful men out there.......Its just that my wall is way to high for them to tackle right now.......(and truthfully im a little comfy there for now).....Ill keep me "eye" out for ya tho!!! LOL.....Hang in there, "hes" out there looking for you to..... ((( hugz ))) Great idea for a site.....lets all BOND.....LOL....

Comment by janetr on June 24, 2008 at 7:40pm

how cool! anyone have a good recipe for left over turkey, have to cook poultry, and fish for my hubby! high cholesterol ya know. or any cholesterol low recipes?

Comment by CC LYDA on June 24, 2008 at 6:56pm